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* Ingredients

 - 15ish Fresh Habaneros
 - 1 Mango
 - 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
 - 3 tbsp molasses
 - 1 tbsp cumin
 - 1 tsp koshering or sea salt
 - 1 tbsp cayenne pepper
 - 1 tbsp paprika

* Directions

 1. Put on gloves and perhaps a respirator and goggles to avoid *death
    by capsaicin*
 2. Peel and pit the Mango (naturally)
 2. Place everything into a food processor
 3. Whir about until it turns into some kind of paste (60ish seconds
    seems fine)
 4. Transfer to a pan, cover, and simmer for around five minutes
 5. Store in a jar and refrigerate
 6. Destroy your tastebuds

* Dear God Why

The year was 2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
bell pepper seedling died a few weeks into the growing season owing to
being weak or perhaps poorly taken care of. To avoid wasting the soil
and pot a package of habanero seedlings was procured; one was to be
planted and the other two given away, but no one came through on their
offer to adopt the plants. Thus the garden ended up with three
habanero plants. It is a little known fact that habaneros produce
ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.
Commit	Line	Data
6b397282	1	* Ingredients
	2
	3	- 15ish Fresh Habaneros
	4	- 1 Mango
	5	- 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
	6	- 3 tbsp molasses
	7	- 1 tbsp cumin
	8	- 1 tsp koshering or sea salt
	9	- 1 tbsp cayenne pepper
	10	- 1 tbsp paprika
	11
	12	* Directions
	13
	14	1. Put on gloves and perhaps a respirator and goggles to avoid *death
	15	by capsaicin*
	16	2. Peel and pit the Mango (naturally)
	17	2. Place everything into a food processor
	18	3. Whir about until it turns into some kind of paste (60ish seconds
	19	seems fine)
	20	4. Transfer to a pan, cover, and simmer for around five minutes
	21	5. Store in a jar and refrigerate
	22	6. Destroy your tastebuds
	23
	24	* Dear God Why
	25
	26	The year was 2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
	27	bell pepper seedling died a few weeks into the growing season owing to
	28	being weak or perhaps poorly taken care of. To avoid wasting the soil
	29	and pot a package of habanero seedlings was procured; one was to be
	30	planted and the other two given away, but no one came through on their
	31	offer to adopt the plants. Thus the garden ended up with three
	32	habanero plants. It is a little known fact that habaneros produce
	33	ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
	34	them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.